I Interview You

I Interview You
questions from Nicole

It's late at night. You're walking down the streets of New York City, alone. You hear a whoosh behind you, and turn. You hear another and jump, turning again. At the third whoosh, you realize you are surrounded by vampires. The only way to defeat them is to use an absurd weapon. What absurd weapon would you choose? (ie: dollar store foam hammer. dead fish.)
A paper bookmark!

It's that time again in the year - picture time! You're all spruced up, looking your best. Then you realize that you're allowed to choose whatever background you want, whatever style outfit you want. What and where do you choose?
I would be in the rocky mountains in a ballgown!

Le gasp! There's a huge photo of you on a billboard in your town, and somebody has drawn a funny mustache on it. To get revenge on them, you decide to throw your least favorite food at their house for twenty minutes. (Little do you know that your least favorite is their most favorite. Ah well.) What's your least favorite food?
Pork Chops! But beets are a close second and they would stain their house so probably those!

Out from the book of Harry Potter you happen to be reading pops a wand. What do you do with it?
Use it to make me smart enough so I can be done with high school!

You realize you have room for one more person at your birthday party. You also have access to a time machine, a portalizer (something to bring people in books/movies out) and a post it notes. Who do you invite?
Katsa from Graceling because I would love to here about all of her adventures firsthand!

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